Best Out Of Office Auto Replies - Dotable

agua · 16th October 2006, 03:13 PM

I am currently out at a job interview and will reply to you if I fail to
get the position. Be prepared for my mood.

You are receiving this automatic notification because I am out of the office. If I was in, chances are you wouldn't have received anything at all.

I will be unable to delete all the unread, worthless emails you send me until I return from holiday on 4 April. Please be patient and your mail will be deleted in the order it was received.

Thank you for your email. Your credit card has been charged $5.99 for the first ten words and $1.99 for each additional word in your message.

The e-mail server is unable to verify your server connection and is unable to deliver this message. Please restart your computer and try sending again.

(The beauty of this is that when you return, you can see how many in-duh-viduals did this over and over).

Thank you for your message, which has been added to a queuing system. You are currently in 352nd place, and can expect to receive a reply in approximately 19 weeks.

I've run away to join a different circus.

I will be out of the office for the next 2 weeks for medical reasons. When I return, please refer to me as 'Margaret' instead of 'Steve'.

rois · 16th October 2006, 10:30 PM

Those are so hillarious....

Aussie Bob · 17th October 2006, 04:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by agua

. . . I will be out of the office for the next 2 weeks for medical reasons. When I return, please refer to me as 'Margaret' instead of 'Steve'.

Steve, is something we should know?

faoi · 17th October 2006, 10:52 PM

Oh, thank you. (My favourite is the third..deleted in order received.)

jimbob · 11th December 2006, 06:13 AM

Classic. I am tempted to actually use one right now!

Ric · 13th December 2006, 09:28 PM

HaHa..Classic.

16th October 2006, 03:13 PM	#1 (permalink)
agua Saturn Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 326	Best Out Of Office Auto Replies I am currently out at a job interview and will reply to you if I fail to get the position. Be prepared for my mood. You are receiving this automatic notification because I am out of the office. If I was in, chances are you wouldn't have received anything at all. I will be unable to delete all the unread, worthless emails you send me until I return from holiday on 4 April. Please be patient and your mail will be deleted in the order it was received. Thank you for your email. Your credit card has been charged $5.99 for the first ten words and $1.99 for each additional word in your message. The e-mail server is unable to verify your server connection and is unable to deliver this message. Please restart your computer and try sending again. (The beauty of this is that when you return, you can see how many in-duh-viduals did this over and over). Thank you for your message, which has been added to a queuing system. You are currently in 352nd place, and can expect to receive a reply in approximately 19 weeks. I've run away to join a different circus. I will be out of the office for the next 2 weeks for medical reasons. When I return, please refer to me as 'Margaret' instead of 'Steve'.

16th October 2006, 10:30 PM	#2 (permalink)
rois Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Neptune Posts: 206	Those are so hillarious.... __________________ Cheers, Roi

17th October 2006, 10:52 PM	#4 (permalink)
faoi very small dot Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 23	Oh, thank you. (My favourite is the third..deleted in order received.) __________________ Delighted with Dotable

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11th December 2006, 06:13 AM	#5 (permalink)
jimbob Chief halfwit Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: In a van down by the river Posts: 41	Classic. I am tempted to actually use one right now!

13th December 2006, 09:28 PM	#6 (permalink)
Ric Member Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 74	HaHa..Classic.