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Old 8th October 2006, 07:50 AM   #1 (permalink)
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A motorcycle patrolman was rushed to the hospital with an inflamed appendix.

The doctors operated and advised him that all was well. However, the
patrolman kept feeling something pulling at the hairs in his crotch. Worried
that it might be a second surgery the doctors hadn't told him about, he
finally got enough energy to pull his hospital gown up enough so he could look at what was making him so uncomfortable.

Taped firmly across his pubic hair were three wide strips of adhesive tape,
the kind that doesn't come off easily. Written in large black letters was the
sentence. "Get well quick..... from the nurse you gave a ticket to last week."
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Old 10th October 2006, 07:13 AM   #4 (permalink)
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Hello,

Kind of reminds me of one I heard a long time ago.

A state police officer pulls over a motorist for speeding. As he approaches the car a woman hands him $50.00. He replies, "you pay your fine in traffic court."

The woman responds "It's not for the fine, it is for the police ball."

The officer replies "I'm afraid the state police don't have any balls."

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