A Perfect George W. Bush Moment - Dotable

mripguru · 5th October 2006, 11:36 AM

Ralph Nader, Al Gore and George W. Bush go to a
fitness spa for some fun.

After a stimulating healthy lunch, all three decide
to visit the men's room and they find a
strange-looking gent sitting at the entrance who
says, "Welcome to the gentlemen's room. Be sure to
check out our newest feature: a mirror that, if you
look into it and say something truthful, you will be
rewarded with your wish. But be warned, if you say
something false, you will be sucked into the mirror
to live in a void of nothingness for all eternity!"

The men quickly entered, and upon finding the
mirror, Ralph Nader steps up and says, "I think I'm
the most truthful of us three," and he suddenly
finds the keys to a brand new Bentley in his hands.

Al Gore steps up and says "I think I'm the most
ambitious of us three," and in an instant, he was
surrounded by a pile of money to fund his next
Presidential Campaign.

Excited over the possibility of having a wish come
true, George W. Bush looks into the mirror and
says,"I think...", and is promptly sucked into the
mirror.......

Aussie Bob · 5th October 2006, 11:59 AM

That's just terrible.

Josh · 5th October 2006, 04:23 PM

Love it!

mripguru · 5th October 2006, 07:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Aussie Bob

That's just terrible.

I thought you might enjoy that

Curtis · 23rd November 2006, 03:44 PM

One legal vote for Gore. LOL!

catfished · 24th November 2006, 05:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Aussie Bob

That's just terrible.

Yes it is just so terrible.

jimbob · 11th December 2006, 06:09 AM

I must admit to sniggering a bit on that one.

5th October 2006, 11:36 AM	#1 (permalink)
mripguru Sr. Systems Janitor Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: United States Posts: 74	A Perfect George W. Bush Moment Ralph Nader, Al Gore and George W. Bush go to a fitness spa for some fun. After a stimulating healthy lunch, all three decide to visit the men's room and they find a strange-looking gent sitting at the entrance who says, "Welcome to the gentlemen's room. Be sure to check out our newest feature: a mirror that, if you look into it and say something truthful, you will be rewarded with your wish. But be warned, if you say something false, you will be sucked into the mirror to live in a void of nothingness for all eternity!" The men quickly entered, and upon finding the mirror, Ralph Nader steps up and says, "I think I'm the most truthful of us three," and he suddenly finds the keys to a brand new Bentley in his hands. Al Gore steps up and says "I think I'm the most ambitious of us three," and in an instant, he was surrounded by a pile of money to fund his next Presidential Campaign. Excited over the possibility of having a wish come true, George W. Bush looks into the mirror and says,"I think...", and is promptly sucked into the mirror....... __________________ All postings here are my own opinions and may/may not reflect those of my employer.

5th October 2006, 11:59 AM	#2 (permalink)
Aussie Bob Dotable Founder Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Land down under Posts: 3,792	That's just terrible. __________________ • Dotable • "an island of normality in a sea of pimps and pirates" •

5th October 2006, 04:23 PM	#3 (permalink)
Josh Senior Member Join Date: May 2005 Location: Farnham, Surrey, GB Posts: 817	Love it! __________________ Joshua Powell

23rd November 2006, 03:44 PM	#5 (permalink)
Curtis Dotable Member #65 Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: United States Posts: 94	One legal vote for Gore. LOL! __________________

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11th December 2006, 06:09 AM	#7 (permalink)
jimbob Chief halfwit Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: In a van down by the river Posts: 41	I must admit to sniggering a bit on that one.