Happy Gorilla - Dotable

Curtis · 15th May 2006, 01:57 AM

It's a beautiful, warm spring morning; a man and his wife are spending the day at the zoo. She's wearing a cute, loose-fitting, pink dress, sleeveless with straps. He's wearing his normal jeans and a T-shirt. The zoo is not very busy this morning.

As they walk through the ape exhibit, they pass in front of a large, hairy gorilla. Noticing the girl, the gorilla goes ape. He jumps on the bars, and holding on with one hand (and 2 feet), he grunts and pounds his chest with his free hand. He is obviously excited at the pretty lady in the wavy dress.

The husband, noticing the excitement, thinks this is funny. He suggests that his wife tease the poor fellow some more. The husband suggests she pucker her lips, wiggle her bottom at him, and play along. She does, and Mr. Gorilla gets even more excited, making noises that would wake the dead.

Then the husband suggests that she let one of her straps fall to show a little more skin. She does, and Mr. Gorilla is about to tear the bars down. "Now try lifting your dress up. Show your thighs and sort of fan it at him," he says. This drives the gorilla absolutely crazy, and now he’s doing flips.

Then the husband grabs his wife, rips open the door to the cage, flings her in with the gorilla and slams the cage door shut.

"Now, tell HIM you have a headache.

catfished · 15th May 2006, 03:04 AM

It took me over two minutes to stop laughing long enough to type this reply!

Very, very funny.

george · 15th May 2006, 05:20 AM

haha...

Mr Gorilla isn't going to like that.

mrs twaddle · 15th May 2006, 06:03 AM

lmao... that is fantastic

Aussie Bob · 15th May 2006, 08:07 AM

Crikey, just about lost a mouthful of tea reading that.

Brad · 16th May 2006, 04:48 AM

That's Great

Brad

tanfwc · 16th May 2006, 09:13 PM

my gf got to kill me laughing so loud...lol

15th May 2006, 01:57 AM	#1 (permalink)
Curtis Dotable Member #65 Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: United States Posts: 94	Happy Gorilla It's a beautiful, warm spring morning; a man and his wife are spending the day at the zoo. She's wearing a cute, loose-fitting, pink dress, sleeveless with straps. He's wearing his normal jeans and a T-shirt. The zoo is not very busy this morning. As they walk through the ape exhibit, they pass in front of a large, hairy gorilla. Noticing the girl, the gorilla goes ape. He jumps on the bars, and holding on with one hand (and 2 feet), he grunts and pounds his chest with his free hand. He is obviously excited at the pretty lady in the wavy dress. The husband, noticing the excitement, thinks this is funny. He suggests that his wife tease the poor fellow some more. The husband suggests she pucker her lips, wiggle her bottom at him, and play along. She does, and Mr. Gorilla gets even more excited, making noises that would wake the dead. Then the husband suggests that she let one of her straps fall to show a little more skin. She does, and Mr. Gorilla is about to tear the bars down. "Now try lifting your dress up. Show your thighs and sort of fan it at him," he says. This drives the gorilla absolutely crazy, and now he’s doing flips. Then the husband grabs his wife, rips open the door to the cage, flings her in with the gorilla and slams the cage door shut. "Now, tell HIM you have a headache. __________________

15th May 2006, 06:03 AM	#4 (permalink)
mrs twaddle Silly Welsh Bod Join Date: May 2006 Location: Wales Posts: 84	lmao... that is fantastic __________________ I've never met a calorie I didn't like (\__/) (='.'=) (")_(")

15th May 2006, 08:07 AM	#5 (permalink)
Aussie Bob Dotable Founder Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Land down under Posts: 3,792	Crikey, just about lost a mouthful of tea reading that. __________________ • Dotable • "an island of normality in a sea of pimps and pirates" •

16th May 2006, 09:13 PM	#7 (permalink)
tanfwc Member Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 73	my gf got to kill me laughing so loud...lol __________________ tanfwc [ My HomePage ] [ Photo Gallery ] [ Free Image Hosting ]

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15th May 2006, 03:04 AM	#2 (permalink)
catfished Older than dirt Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Lucerne California on Clear Lake. Server: Venus Posts: 204	It took me over two minutes to stop laughing long enough to type this reply! Very, very funny.

15th May 2006, 05:20 AM	#3 (permalink)
george Member Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Earth Posts: 64	haha... Mr Gorilla isn't going to like that.

16th May 2006, 04:48 AM	#6 (permalink)
Brad Smiling can be Infectious Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 55	That's Great Brad