mripguru

Ralph Nader, Al Gore and George W. Bush go to a
fitness spa for some fun.

After a stimulating healthy lunch, all three decide
to visit the men's room and they find a
strange-looking gent sitting at the entrance who
says, "Welcome to the gentlemen's room. Be sure to
check out our newest feature: a mirror that, if you
look into it and say something truthful, you will be
rewarded with your wish. But be warned, if you say
something false, you will be sucked into the mirror
to live in a void of nothingness for all eternity!"

The men quickly entered, and upon finding the
mirror, Ralph Nader steps up and says, "I think I'm
the most truthful of us three," and he suddenly
finds the keys to a brand new Bentley in his hands.

Al Gore steps up and says "I think I'm the most
ambitious of us three," and in an instant, he was
surrounded by a pile of money to fund his next
Presidential Campaign.

Excited over the possibility of having a wish come
true, George W. Bush looks into the mirror and
says,"I think...", and is promptly sucked into the
mirror.......

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